50's Fish songs: Mr. Salmon, On Blubbery Krill, Mackerel the Knife

In this authors opinion: On Blubbery Krill

Best Underwater Guitarist: MantaRay Vaughan, Swimmy Herringdrex, Doug Gill-mour

In this authors opinion: MantaRay Vaughan

Underwater Clooney: O Batter where carp Thou? or Oceans 12

In this authors opinion: O Batter where carp Thou?

Fish that look like things:

In this authors opinion: the Chimera Pup Fish look an awful lot like Gogo Dodo from Animaniacs.

“Brevity is the sole of wit”~ Polonius