HAS DAK LOST HIS MIND!!!!!????????

To qualify everything below is not made up or a joke:
Recent correspondence with DAK has brought about some interested revelations, mainly that his years in the desert have left his mind twisted and bedazzled. See below:

Begin wire: Sandstorms, martin scorcese, keanu reeves, saudi millionaires, high class prostitutes, highest of class clubs, and possibly saving a life...too much to explain right now, I don't have the time
this was my experience in marrakesh this past week, i am now in rabat
i have never felt like this before, i am riding high
super active...its amazing...the prologue and finale are already written
the most amazing experience in my life...hands down 100%...and i think it will be me from now on

sorry if im weirdin you out...but just know is all good...its all... great. (editor: were it get weird)

he must be my cousin to have all of these connections...this was discussed already!

you have to remind me about this: kevin bacon...its not essential, but its a funny little note

i did fall in love with one...FUCK NO...we'll see after this week..its our mid service medical exams

but ive been a good little boy...some sweet fuckin yams...i'll be back...well about one year from now

who knows if they'll be available..i wonder what the half-life on those things are...

theyre gonna be so expensive on the black market...or should i say "BLACK OUT MARKET!"

wwwwaaaahahahhaa...its been wild...but not because of any drugs, head trauma, or anything

just experience...thats been wild..ive been riding high...wheelin and dealin

i can schmooze so well now..my arabic has never been better....(editor: phone goes dead connection lost)


find your Xanadu my friend...god speed


fishing