Who is this Caveman? and what does he do?

"Who is this mysterious caveeeeman?" they ask.

"How can he operate a computer with his rudimentary brain?" they say.

"I heard he's from the future, where we as a specie have begun to devolve" they hypothesize.

Caveman: Utter nonsense the caveman was pondering the same mysteries in life that modern man is today: "what is the purpose of life?" "why are we here?" "do we have a maker?" "where do fish puns come from?"

Caveman: If the masses yearn to be enlightened

I shall illuminate them let it be known that I am them

stripped of all falsehoods and prejudices

emancipated from the shackles of 5000 years of civilization

I am a free thinker strip to it's core and pure essence

I am essentially a mammalian organism

who by some cruel fate gained cognizance

and conscience.

That is all for today

THE CAVEMAN HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!

Look for more Cave Thoughts as part of our on going discussion with our most prehistoric commenter the Caveman.

Solo Fishing Trips: Home Abalone or Cast Away

In this authors opinion: home abalone

Underwater Old West: Billy the Squid or Walleye Bill Hickok

In this authors opinion: billy the squid

Thanksgiving: The Codfather or Jurassic Carp

In this authors opinion: jurassic carp


HAVE A HAPPY FISHGIVING!! SEE YOU ON MONDEE

Fishing Hits of the 80's: Cod this be Love- Bob Marlin and the Whalers or Shrimply the Best- Tina Tuna

In this authors opinion: shrimply the best

Fishtery Science Theater 3000: Pike J. Nelson or Jewelfish Hodgson

In this authors opinion: Pike J. Nelson

Underwater X-Files: David Du-cod-ny or Gill-ian Anderson

In this authors opinion: david ducodny

Hottest Model of the Sea: Skate Moss or Heidi Clam

In this authors opinion: skate moss

Fishing With the Old Lady: Once in a Whale or Thats a Moray

In this authors opinion: once in a whale

Showtunes of the Sea: Don't Coi For Me Argen-tuna or New Orca, New Orca, It's a Halibut Town

In this authors opinion: don't coi for me argen-tuna

Ichthyological Action Star: Prawn Connery or Mussel Crowe

In this authors opinion: prawn connery

Fish Market First Date: Salmon Chanted Evening or Whale Meat Again?

In this authors opinion: salmon chanted evening

MEET OUR WINNER!!

Congratulation to Eddie Carrington of Sherewsbury, Delaware

"I love your blog!"

Nothing fishy about that guy.

Thanks Eddie, we hope to hear more from all of you soon in the next 1000 hits.

Keep those reels a spinning and those bobbers bobbin'

-RFB

WE HAVE A WINNER: Yes or No

!!!!!!!!!!!

In this authors opinion: YES!!!!!

Congratulations to Christopher Barron of Pimsberg, AZ your high quality prize will be hand delivered to you this week. Thanks to everyone for making the first give away a big success!

GIVE AWAY TODAY!!!!!!

As a special thank you from all of us at RFB we will be giving away a roll of 80lb test fishing line to our one thousandth viewer courtesy of our sponsor Green Mountian Troutfitters in Jacksonville, Vermont. Good Luck

Tunes To Fish By: Shrimp Bizkit or Pikel Jackson

In this authors opinion: shrimp bizkit

Narwhals: Manetee with a NARB or the Pointiest Mammal

In this authors opinion: pointiest mammal

Mon Calamari: Fish in Space or Spacefish

In this authors opinion: Spacefish

Best Defense: Halibut or Halliburton

In this authors opinion: Halibut

More Delicious: Dolphin or Dolphin

In this authors opinion: dolphin

Ichthyologists: Interesting Profession or Child Labor

In this authors opinion: child labor

Walleye: Fresh Catch of the Great White North or Garbage Picking Robot

In this authors opinion: catch of the north

Tuna Fish: Can't Do It or More Mayo

In this authors opinion: more mayo