Who is this Caveman? and what does he do?

"Who is this mysterious caveeeeman?" they ask.

"How can he operate a computer with his rudimentary brain?" they say.

"I heard he's from the future, where we as a specie have begun to devolve" they hypothesize.

Caveman: Utter nonsense the caveman was pondering the same mysteries in life that modern man is today: "what is the purpose of life?" "why are we here?" "do we have a maker?" "where do fish puns come from?"

Caveman: If the masses yearn to be enlightened

I shall illuminate them let it be known that I am them

stripped of all falsehoods and prejudices

emancipated from the shackles of 5000 years of civilization

I am a free thinker strip to it's core and pure essence

I am essentially a mammalian organism

who by some cruel fate gained cognizance

and conscience.

That is all for today

THE CAVEMAN HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!

Look for more Cave Thoughts as part of our on going discussion with our most prehistoric commenter the Caveman.