This Weeks "Cave Thoughts"

Caveman: Uhg, Grandma was the best

they don't make them like her anymore

she was throwback, a classic, like little black dress or gin martini.

RFB: How do you know of such things?

Caveman: Although I am indeed prehistoric

I am a forward thinker open minded and quite cultured

you could describe me as a renaissance man

a polymath and avant-garde.

RFB: Can we follow you on twitter?

Caveman: No


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Who is this Caveman? and what does he do?

"Who is this mysterious caveeeeman?" they ask.

"How can he operate a computer with his rudimentary brain?" they say.

"I heard he's from the future, where we as a specie have begun to devolve" they hypothesize.

Caveman: Utter nonsense the caveman was pondering the same mysteries in life that modern man is today: "what is the purpose of life?" "why are we here?" "do we have a maker?" "where do fish puns come from?"

Caveman: If the masses yearn to be enlightened

I shall illuminate them let it be known that I am them

stripped of all falsehoods and prejudices

emancipated from the shackles of 5000 years of civilization

I am a free thinker strip to it's core and pure essence

I am essentially a mammalian organism

who by some cruel fate gained cognizance

and conscience.

That is all for today

THE CAVEMAN HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!

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