Thursday, December 30, 2010
HAPPY NEW YEAR FISH!
Should old aquariums be forgot and coated up with slime?...Should the suckerfish not do their jobs and the tank left unshined?
Lets scrub the glass and clean the rocks...the little castle tooooo...Lets send the suckerfish down the sink for their job they did not doooo.
Take the tank and fill it up with fish of all kinds...Toss in the carp and coi and skates and I'll toss in the brinneee.
For another year has come and gone...of my fishin blog wasting your timmmeeeee..
Cheers!
MERRY FISHMASSSSS!!!!!!
In this authors opinion: Merry Fishmas!
En esta opinión de los autores: Feliz Navi-Pescados!
в этом мнении авторов: веселое рождество рыб!
Dans cette opinion d'auteurs : Joyeux Noël de poissons!
以本作者观点: 鱼圣诞快乐 !
Naar deze auteursmening: vrolijke vissenKerstmis!
Deck the wall-eyes!
It'll be a Halibut time!
We at RFB Fish you a Merry Fishmas!
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Monday, December 20, 2010
Friday, December 17, 2010
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
We Are All Laughing At You!
It's been brought to my attention that some of you are confusing my recent blog posts with observance of a Christian tradition.
And you're absolutely correct in your assertion that the 12 Days of Christmas come after the 25 of December, but my blog is not celebrating those days of Christmastide. As Fishmas is celebrated on the 13th of December each year we are currently in Fishmastide thus making my blog's countdown congruent to the traditional Fishmas season calendar.
HO! HO! Hippo Tang!
RFB
The 12 Days of Fishmas: On the 2nd Day of Fishmas My Tackle-Shop Gave to Me:
2 saw-fish sawing!
and a fish made out of silly putty.
In this authors opinion: I saw this one coming.
Monday, December 13, 2010
Friday, December 10, 2010
Thursday, December 9, 2010
DAK UPDATE!!!!!!
I now feel I understand what it truly means to be a real man. I've had the most insightful, vigorous, eye-opening, staggering, wild, gregarious, engaging, enthralling, extroverted experience in Marrakesh this past week. Only about 10,000 words might be able to start to explain. And that's exactly what I intend to write. Expect the full story in the future, but this may take quite a while...Some of the evil of my tale may have been inherent in our circumstances. For years we lived anyhow with one another in the naked desert, under the indifferent heaven.
I am...The Delegator
This is were the fish lives!
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Monday, December 6, 2010
HAS DAK LOST HIS MIND!!!!!????????
To qualify everything below is not made up or a joke:
Recent correspondence with DAK has brought about some interested revelations, mainly that his years in the desert have left his mind twisted and bedazzled. See below:
Begin wire: Sandstorms, martin scorcese, keanu reeves, saudi millionaires, high class prostitutes, highest of class clubs, and possibly saving a life...too much to explain right now, I don't have the time
this was my experience in marrakesh this past week, i am now in rabat
i have never felt like this before, i am riding high
super active...its amazing...the prologue and finale are already written
the most amazing experience in my life...hands down 100%...and i think it will be me from now on
sorry if im weirdin you out...but just know is all good...its all... great. (editor: were it get weird)
he must be my cousin to have all of these connections...this was discussed already!
you have to remind me about this: kevin bacon...its not essential, but its a funny little note
but ive been a good little boy...some sweet fuckin yams...i'll be back...well about one year from now
who knows if they'll be available..i wonder what the half-life on those things are...
theyre gonna be so expensive on the black market...or should i say "BLACK OUT MARKET!"
wwwwaaaahahahhaa...its been wild...but not because of any drugs, head trauma, or anything
just experience...thats been wild..ive been riding high...wheelin and dealin
i can schmooze so well now..my arabic has never been better....(editor: phone goes dead connection lost)
find your Xanadu my friend...god speed
fishing
find your Xanadu my friend...god speed
fishing
Friday, December 3, 2010
Thursday, December 2, 2010
This Weeks "Cave Thoughts"
Caveman: Uhg, Grandma was the best
they don't make them like her anymore
she was throwback, a classic, like little black dress or gin martini.
RFB: How do you know of such things?
Caveman: Although I am indeed prehistoric
I am a forward thinker open minded and quite cultured
you could describe me as a renaissance man
a polymath and avant-garde.
RFB: Can we follow you on twitter?
Caveman: No
You asked for more content and now you have it. Look for more installments "Cave Thoughts" each week here at RFB. Please leave comments its always encouraged!
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
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