Thursday, December 30, 2010

HAPPY NEW YEAR FISH!


Should old aquariums be forgot and coated up with slime?...Should the suckerfish not do their jobs and the tank left unshined?

Lets scrub the glass and clean the rocks...the little castle tooooo...Lets send the suckerfish down the sink for their job they did not doooo.

Take the tank and fill it up with fish of all kinds...Toss in the carp and coi and skates and I'll toss in the brinneee.

For another year has come and gone...of my fishin blog wasting your timmmeeeee..

Cheers!






MERRY FISHMASSSSS!!!!!!



In this authors opinion: Merry Fishmas!
En esta opinión de los autores: Feliz Navi-Pescados!
в этом мнении авторов: веселое рождество рыб!
Dans cette opinion d'auteurs : Joyeux Noël de poissons!
以本作者观点: 鱼圣诞快乐 !
Naar deze auteursmening: vrolijke vissenKerstmis!


Deck the wall-eyes!
It'll be a Halibut time!

We at RFB Fish you a Merry Fishmas!

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

We Are All Laughing At You!



It's been brought to my attention that some of you are confusing my recent blog posts with observance of a Christian tradition.

And you're absolutely correct in your assertion that the 12 Days of Christmas come after the 25 of December, but my blog is not celebrating those days of Christmastide. As Fishmas is celebrated on the 13th of December each year we are currently in Fishmastide thus making my blog's countdown congruent to the traditional Fishmas season calendar.

HO! HO! Hippo Tang!

RFB

The 12 Days of Fishmas: On the 2nd Day of Fishmas My Tackle-Shop Gave to Me:




2 saw-fish sawing!

and a fish made out of silly putty.

In this authors opinion: I saw this one coming.

Friday, December 10, 2010

Thursday, December 9, 2010

DAK UPDATE!!!!!!



I now feel I understand what it truly means to be a real man. I've had the most insightful, vigorous, eye-opening, staggering, wild, gregarious, engaging, enthralling, extroverted experience in Marrakesh this past week. Only about 10,000 words might be able to start to explain. And that's exactly what I intend to write. Expect the full story in the future, but this may take quite a while...
Some of the evil of my tale may have been inherent in our circumstances. For years we lived anyhow with one another in the naked desert, under the indifferent heaven.


I am...The Delegator



This is were the fish lives!






Monday, December 6, 2010

HAS DAK LOST HIS MIND!!!!!????????



To qualify everything below is not made up or a joke:
Recent correspondence with DAK has brought about some interested revelations, mainly that his years in the desert have left his mind twisted and bedazzled. See below:

Begin wire: Sandstorms, martin scorcese, keanu reeves, saudi millionaires, high class prostitutes, highest of class clubs, and possibly saving a life...too much to explain right now, I don't have the time
this was my experience in marrakesh this past week, i am now in rabat
i have never felt like this before, i am riding high
super active...its amazing...the prologue and finale are already written
the most amazing experience in my life...hands down
100%...and i think it will be me from now on
sorry if im weirdin you out...but just know is all good...its all... great. (editor: were it get weird)
he must be my cousin to have all of these connections...this was discussed already!
you have to remind me about this: kevin bacon...its not essential, but its a funny little note
i did fall in love with one...FUCK NO...we'll see after this week..its our mid service medical exams
but ive been a good little boy...some sweet fuckin yams...i'll be back...well about one year from now
who knows if they'll be available..i wonder what the half-life on those things are...
theyre gonna be so expensive on the black market...or should i say "BLACK OUT MARKET!"
wwwwaaaahahahhaa...its been wild...but not because of any drugs, head trauma, or anything
just experience...thats been wild..ive been riding high...wheelin and dealin
i can schmooze so well now..my arabic has never been better....(editor: phone goes dead connection lost)


find your Xanadu my friend...god speed


fishing

Thursday, December 2, 2010

This Weeks "Cave Thoughts"



Caveman:
Uhg, Grandma was the best
they don't make them like her anymore
she was throwback, a classic, like little black dress or gin martini.

RFB
: How do you know of such things?

Caveman
:
Although I am indeed prehistoric
I am a forward thinker open minded and quite cultured
you could describe me as a renaissance man
a polymath and avant-garde.

RFB
:
Can we follow you on twitter?

Caveman: No


You asked for more content and now you have it. Look for more installments "Cave Thoughts" each week here at RFB. Please leave comments its always encouraged!

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Who is this Caveman? and what does he do?



"Who is this mysterious caveeeeman?" they ask.

"How can he operate a computer with his rudimentary brain?" they say.

"I heard he's from the future, where we as a specie have begun to devolve" they hypothesize.

Caveman: Utter nonsense the caveman was pondering the same mysteries in life that modern man is today: "what is the purpose of life?" "why are we here?" "do we have a maker?" "where do fish puns come from?"

Caveman: If the masses yearn to be enlightened
I shall illuminate them let it be known that I am them
stripped of all falsehoods and prejudices
emancipated from the shackles of 5000 years of civilization
I am a free thinker strip to it's core and pure essence
I am essentially a mammalian organism
who by some cruel fate gained cognizance
and conscience.

That is all for today

THE CAVEMAN HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!

Look for more Cave Thoughts as part of our on going discussion with our most prehistoric commenter the Caveman.

Solo Fishing Trips: Home Abalone or Cast Away


In this authors opinion: home abalone

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Thanksgiving: The Codfather or Jurassic Carp


In this authors opinion: jurassic carp


HAVE A HAPPY FISHGIVING!! SEE YOU ON MONDEE

Thursday, November 11, 2010

MEET OUR WINNER!!


Congratulation to Eddie Carrington of Sherewsbury, Delaware

"I love your blog!"

Nothing fishy about that guy.

Thanks Eddie, we hope to hear more from all of you soon in the next 1000 hits.

Keep those reels a spinning and those bobbers bobbin'

-RFB

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

WE HAVE A WINNER: Yes or No

!!!!!!!!!!!

In this authors opinion: YES!!!!!

Congratulations to Christopher Barron of Pimsberg, AZ your high quality prize will be hand delivered to you this week. Thanks to everyone for making the first give away a big success!

GIVE AWAY TODAY!!!!!!


As a special thank you from all of us at RFB we will be giving away a roll of 80lb test fishing line to our one thousandth viewer courtesy of our sponsor Green Mountian Troutfitters in Jacksonville, Vermont. Good Luck


Tunes To Fish By: Shrimp Bizkit or Pikel Jackson


In this authors opinion: shrimp bizkit